If your client looks like this then you are truly screwing up!

If your client looks like this then you are truly screwing up!

A true story: My bank messaged me about an issue with one of my accounts. Once I arrived at the bank, the teller, without even checking, promptly advised me that the messages were spam and blatantly tried to send me on my way. Me: “But wait. Do I have an account...
Don’t be the Stinky Garlic Fairy

Don’t be the Stinky Garlic Fairy

Let me start by saying I’m not that perfect, or that sane mom. You see at our home when one of our kids lose a baby tooth, there are THREE different fairies that can come to collect it. 1. The well known ‘Tooth Fairy’ who provides money. 2. The ‘Oral Hygiene Fairy’...
What is Your Business Safety Net?

What is Your Business Safety Net?

I am delighted to say that I AM CERTIFIABLY UNEMPLOYABLE. I’d rather work twice as hard and earn half as much for my own business than to work for anyone else. But I also know that earning ‘half as much’ is only short-term if I play my hand well: the sky is truly my...
Umm Chicka Umm Chicka Umm Chicka, Yah!

Umm Chicka Umm Chicka Umm Chicka, Yah!

What do these three pictures have in common? We’ve got a mullet, at least nine children jammed into a station wagon, and I’m not even sure what’s going on in the middle picture. But there IS a theme. These images are prime examples of mainstream ideas that have...
The 7 Biggest Sucks On Your Time And Money You Can Avoid

The 7 Biggest Sucks On Your Time And Money You Can Avoid

I’m the queen of corny jokes. They make me laugh and groan at the same time. And, not only do I enjoy them, but I’m known to deliberately inflict them onto unsuspecting people attending my business events. I can hear you begging me for an example. Well, I aim to...
You likely have AT LEAST one jack-ass in your house

You likely have AT LEAST one jack-ass in your house

Let’s call a spade a spade:  Your inner critic is a jack-ass of a roommate that lives in your head rent free.  It spews negativity and resentment while absorbing your confidence and self-esteem. Great roommate huh? But here’s the thing, we act like it has to be this...