A true story: My bank messaged me about an issue with one of my accounts. Once I arrived at the bank, the teller, without even checking, promptly advised me that the messages were spam and blatantly tried to send me on my way. Me: “But wait. Do I have an account...
Let me start by saying I’m not that perfect, or that sane mom. You see at our home when one of our kids lose a baby tooth, there are THREE different fairies that can come to collect it. 1. The well known ‘Tooth Fairy’ who provides money. 2. The ‘Oral Hygiene Fairy’...
I am delighted to say that I AM CERTIFIABLY UNEMPLOYABLE. I’d rather work twice as hard and earn half as much for my own business than to work for anyone else. But I also know that earning ‘half as much’ is only short-term if I play my hand well: the sky is truly my...
What do these three pictures have in common? We’ve got a mullet, at least nine children jammed into a station wagon, and I’m not even sure what’s going on in the middle picture. But there IS a theme. These images are prime examples of mainstream ideas that have...
I’m the queen of corny jokes. They make me laugh and groan at the same time. And, not only do I enjoy them, but I’m known to deliberately inflict them onto unsuspecting people attending my business events. I can hear you begging me for an example. Well, I aim to...
Let’s call a spade a spade: Your inner critic is a jack-ass of a roommate that lives in your head rent free. It spews negativity and resentment while absorbing your confidence and self-esteem. Great roommate huh? But here’s the thing, we act like it has to be this...
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